if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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