I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
