then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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