Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Girls should come with a carfax report
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I just googled if crying burns calories
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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