They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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