I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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