you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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