So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he fucked my hip out of place.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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