I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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