so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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