I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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