Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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