If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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