How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
