well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
That was before I lit my hair on fire
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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