You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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