either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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