I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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