please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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