Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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