I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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