Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
