Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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