There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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