ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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