it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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