Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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