Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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