dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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