Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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