Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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