Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Alive.
So much puke
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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