the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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