I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
