At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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