I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
