yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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