Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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