Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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