Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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