sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
