Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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