So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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