thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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