what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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