Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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