But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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