You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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