Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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