white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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