its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
NoShamevember. You game?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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