I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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